irreveRANT greetings

Outside: Happy Birthday?

Inside: Aunt Ralph has arrived. No, even though she's entertaining, we didn't pay her...invite her!
(Don't let your relatives ruin your birthday)

Outside: Hey, Dollface!

Inside: At our age blue is finally in! Happy Birthday!

Outside: As you get older...

Inside: "Party till ya drop" has new meaning. Happy Birthday

Outside: I have your birthday prediction

Inside: Inside: You are old. Happy Birthday

Outside: And they followed the sound of the sea, the three wise gnomes did, every years on the eve of your birth, to rejoice and sing and yodel.

Inside: The the tide came in.
Happy Birthday

Inside: Even though there was a downturn in the economy, I still got you a clown for your birthday.
(...and there was even a little something left for a band)

Outside: Happy Birthday!

Inside: We were only supposed to yell "surprise"
(warm wishes)

Outside: According to her neighbors.

Inside: Joan was always peculiar. This birthday was no different. She stood at the end of the world... [see full description]

Outside: Marvin didn't think anything could top last year's birthday

Inside: But this year...He banged and banged and banged! It was his best birthday ever!
(Go Bananas!)

Outside: Be careful what you wish for

Inside: On Marvin's birthday he wished for music in his life and eternal happiness.
(Think before you wish).

Outside: You need another birthday...

Inside: Like I need another piece of cake

Outside: You scream "candy"'

Inside: I scream "ouch". You're not the only one who thinks birthdays are painful!
(I hope your birthday is a big hit)

Outside: Your present...

Inside: ran off with your past. Happy Birthday
(There's a birthday message in their somewhere)

Outside: Remember when...

Inside: Pulling up your dress was socially acceptable? Happy Birthday!
(Those were the good old days)

Outside: Wish you could be six again?

Inside: Size 6.
Happy Birthday

Outside: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my...

Inside: Stupid birthday card for you.
Happy Birthday

Outside: For your birthday I wanted to give you a card that could express everything I feel

Inside: But my therapist advised against it.
So I'll just stick with "happy birthday"

Outside: Tired of birthdays?

Inside: Wishing you less wear and more mileage. Have a happy birthday and another good year.

Outside: Birthdays are like a boat ride on the Titanic

Inside: You never know when it may be your last.
(Party like there's no tomorrow)

Outside: This birthday the only thing we ain't got planned...

Inside: Is a trip to the tattoo parlor.
(maybe next year)