irreveRANT greetings

Inside: How to build the perfect snowman.
1. Get Snow
2. Roll Snow

3. Stack Balls

4. Rub/Smooth/Repeat.

Ahhh it's good to be a snowman

Outside: The first sign of Christmas

Inside: More signs to follow

Outside: He was sweet, bought her flours, and took her to the finest plate in town.

Inside: And all she could think about was "Does this icing make my butt look fat?"

Inside: He ate himself out of house & home.
(Practice restraint this holiday season).

Outside: Frosty almost made it back to the north pole.

Inside: But an unexpected warm front over the Rockies stopped him in his tracks.

Outside: Outside: Season's best from Frozen Man Squad

Inside: In your face.

Inside: No Bill, really, it looks totally natural.

Outside: I hate shopping for the family.

Inside: Or is it that I just hate the family?

Inside: If he can hold up pants, think of what he can do for you.

Inside: It's a sign.

Inside: Always profiled, Mohammed the Reindeer, found himself, yet again, on the Do-Not-Fly list.

Outside: This holiday season

Inside: I'm shooting for the naughty list.
It's good to be bad.

Outside: Without proper I.D. the police promptly removed him from the park.

Inside: Snow bums. I hate snow bums.
Don't let your holiday be a bummer.

Outside: This Holiday

Inside: I hope you get your stocking stuffed!

Outside: Lil' Frosty grew concerned

Inside: As the boys discussed writing their names in the snow.

Outside: Jack smoked, drank, & was addicted to porn

Inside: But it was his love of skydiving that did him in.

Don't let this spoil your Halloween

Outside: October 31st

Inside: It's the one day of the year he looks his best

Outside: Soon after this picture was taken

Inside: Mary Grace set fire to the entire neighborhood. She was heard screaming "pennies?!? pennies!?!"

Outside: Jack was never the same after the operation

Inside: But he felt good about donating his organs for pie.

Outside: Miss Halloween Straw Queen

Inside: All of Martha's neighbors said she acted like she had a stick up her butt.