irreveRANT greetings

Outside: How can you have sex without emotional attachment.

Inside: Use an attachment.

Outside: Think you had a bad day?

Inside: Yeah, well I'm a boy

Outside: Would you do it more?

Inside: If sperm tasted like chocolate?

Inside: I don't need no stinkin' man to light up my life.

Outside: Congratulations!

Inside: 100% of all divorces are successful!

Outside: Men in drag think it's all about the "glam" look

Inside: Being a woman is a drag - you bleed every month, make less money, and still have to bend over and take it.

Outside: I gave him my heart

Inside: He gave me a burning sensation when I pee.

Inside: Sometimes they feel like handcuffs.

Outside: Mack was wrong!

Inside: Rub, please rub.

Outside: Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?"

Inside: Everytime I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and mail it to someone.
- Jan King

Outside: I'm working on my nonverbal communication skills

Inside: I've been waiting to tell you this for awhile now.

Outside: Why do women suppress their P.M.S.?

Inside: I think of it as being Perfectly MySelf.

Outside: Call in the period police...

Inside: Arrest my period!

Outside: Damn power shoes

Inside: What a rip off!

Outside: I'm a prisoner of love

Inside: Time for a jail break

Outside: Sweet Revenge

Inside: I cheated on him with his girlfriend

Outside: I play the piano, speak three languages, and can cook a mean Le Confit de Conard aux Pommes Salardaises

Inside: And they get excited when she picks up a leaf. It's a friggen leaf!

Outside: I went out with a guy who told me he didn't like women who were sensitive or vulnerable...

Inside: So I stabbed him!
- Karen Rontowski

Outside: My grandmother was a damn tough woman. She pledged "till death do us part" five times.

Inside: Poor bastards didn't know what hit 'em

Outside: What if...

Inside: Everything you ever wanted was wrong?